overflowing with filth
wrapped in a blanket
laying and thinking
that i can't take it
disgust fills me
my soul is shrinking
why am i moving
i am not even blinking
my lip is split
my eye is black
why am I losing
the shirt off my back
I hear everyone
likes what they see
that's the difference
wanting, taking me
lets all kick back
listen to some music
I didn't know i was
about to lose it
July 27, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Right of You / Left of Me
It's right of you
to call it as you see
But I didn't end up
what you thought I'd be
I've taken many turns
You couldn't see
While you stand there
Guessing where I'd be
Best part of your advice
is that it's free
You spoke so blindly
that you can't even see
How can you say
What's best for me
When you don't even know
What's left of me
July 26, 2009
to call it as you see
But I didn't end up
what you thought I'd be
I've taken many turns
You couldn't see
While you stand there
Guessing where I'd be
Best part of your advice
is that it's free
You spoke so blindly
that you can't even see
How can you say
What's best for me
When you don't even know
What's left of me
July 26, 2009
8.2
Paulie a bit bored calls up Johnny Five and they decide to head out an look for a party. On the way to Five's Paulie comes across Sammy, a mutual "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" is announced and Sammy jumps in Paulie's truck. Three blocks later Paulie pulls into Five's driveway inching his front bumper into the side of Five's truck box. Quickly revs the engine and dumps the clutch pushing the truck across the driveway. Five comes running out the door with his toothbrush in hand, "Hey what the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole?" yelling and spitting toothpaste. Paulie and Sammy are laughing as Paulie replies, "I couldn't reach the doorbell from here"
Five laughing says, "hang on I'll be right out.
Paulie and Five both have a POS for trucks, so this really was nothing uncommon, actually just about everyone had a POS vehicle. Paulie parks his truck, knowing that he is driving Five's truck tonight. After a long week and such a great party the weekend before Paulie, Five and Sammy head out into the countryside. They thought for sure there would be another party. As they pull up to the house, they are surprised to find a dark house and not a car in sight. "What the hell?" echoes in the truck. The 3 guys genuinely pissed off that there is not a party and have no other plans. They get out of the truck, grab another beer and get back into the truck. "We should let them know we were here" Paulie says. Sammy and Five agree, Paulie takes off thru the yard spinning the tires and suddenly the truck seems to be stuck. Five opens the door and says "looks like you are stuck on a ladder, back up and go faster." So Paulie does and around the house they go only to find that there is no way out and have to turn around anyway. Shifting into 2nd gear Paulie announces "we are going thru the bush" and at about 30 MPH they hit a giant bush that stops the truck dead in it's tracks. Laughter and the smell of alcohol fills the cab of the truck. after getting out of the bush the guys are back on the road.
"what are we gonna do now?" Paulie says
"Drink, what else?" says Sammy
"yeah, let's just road trip awhile and think of something to do" replies Five.
As they turn onto a gravel road at about 35 mph Paulie drifts the truck around the corner. Five a bit irritated "knock it off fucker" Paulie and Sammy laugh, like they are assuring Five that it is ok and he can relax. As Paulie turns the wheel back and forth, drifitng the truck back and forth. Five persists "Knock it off or I am gonna drive, assholes" Paulie and Sammy laugh again followed by "woohoo!" Five more irritated "that's it fucker, pull it over!" and Paulie replies "how far?" as he turns the wheel slighty drivning into the ditch and continues to the edge of the cornfield. Now Five & Sammy are laughing hysterically as Paulie smiles and drives back onto the road...
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Five laughing says, "hang on I'll be right out.
Paulie and Five both have a POS for trucks, so this really was nothing uncommon, actually just about everyone had a POS vehicle. Paulie parks his truck, knowing that he is driving Five's truck tonight. After a long week and such a great party the weekend before Paulie, Five and Sammy head out into the countryside. They thought for sure there would be another party. As they pull up to the house, they are surprised to find a dark house and not a car in sight. "What the hell?" echoes in the truck. The 3 guys genuinely pissed off that there is not a party and have no other plans. They get out of the truck, grab another beer and get back into the truck. "We should let them know we were here" Paulie says. Sammy and Five agree, Paulie takes off thru the yard spinning the tires and suddenly the truck seems to be stuck. Five opens the door and says "looks like you are stuck on a ladder, back up and go faster." So Paulie does and around the house they go only to find that there is no way out and have to turn around anyway. Shifting into 2nd gear Paulie announces "we are going thru the bush" and at about 30 MPH they hit a giant bush that stops the truck dead in it's tracks. Laughter and the smell of alcohol fills the cab of the truck. after getting out of the bush the guys are back on the road.
"what are we gonna do now?" Paulie says
"Drink, what else?" says Sammy
"yeah, let's just road trip awhile and think of something to do" replies Five.
As they turn onto a gravel road at about 35 mph Paulie drifts the truck around the corner. Five a bit irritated "knock it off fucker" Paulie and Sammy laugh, like they are assuring Five that it is ok and he can relax. As Paulie turns the wheel back and forth, drifitng the truck back and forth. Five persists "Knock it off or I am gonna drive, assholes" Paulie and Sammy laugh again followed by "woohoo!" Five more irritated "that's it fucker, pull it over!" and Paulie replies "how far?" as he turns the wheel slighty drivning into the ditch and continues to the edge of the cornfield. Now Five & Sammy are laughing hysterically as Paulie smiles and drives back onto the road...
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Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
from twist and shout to rub one out
Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)
Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin, now, (got me goin)
Just like I knew you would. (like I knew you would)
Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it all out. (work it all out)
You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)
Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)
You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)
and i only changed 3 words.
Dollar Kidd
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)
Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin, now, (got me goin)
Just like I knew you would. (like I knew you would)
Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it all out. (work it all out)
You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)
Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)
You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)
and i only changed 3 words.
Dollar Kidd
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
next generation
let's take a look
at how the times will change
grandma called from her blue tooth
doesn't it seem strange
new traffic lights and stop signs
they can control your car
the next gen bank robber
won't get very far
the babies new cell phone
puts him to sleep
his first text is da-da
and made his momma weep
The oldest just got a new car
well hell yeah its green
there's nowhwere to put
the damn gasoline
grandpa has his shit pierced
and grandma does too
all i can say is
(double gag reflex)ah- ah ock! ewww!
PETA just approved
a pet restraint seat
strap your dog in
and lets beat feet
you think that shits wrong
this is how it ends
you can buy a 3 pack of thongs
made by depends
at how the times will change
grandma called from her blue tooth
doesn't it seem strange
new traffic lights and stop signs
they can control your car
the next gen bank robber
won't get very far
the babies new cell phone
puts him to sleep
his first text is da-da
and made his momma weep
The oldest just got a new car
well hell yeah its green
there's nowhwere to put
the damn gasoline
grandpa has his shit pierced
and grandma does too
all i can say is
(double gag reflex)ah- ah ock! ewww!
PETA just approved
a pet restraint seat
strap your dog in
and lets beat feet
you think that shits wrong
this is how it ends
you can buy a 3 pack of thongs
made by depends
Monday, May 5, 2008
famously challenged
i spend my free time
thinkin up rhymes
i got enough money
that i quit usin dimes
i toss them to the guys
that call themselves mimes
when britney shaved her head
it put a new spin on wiggin
kevin got the kids
cause she out giggin
she hangs out with paris
all night swiggin
i'm dollar kidd
and i like to write
about lots of crazy shit
that'll put your mind in flight
like wacko jacko the black guy
that made himself white
the sky's the limit
there ain't no fuckin lid
spin that shit
mix it up kidd
bust that shit out
why not... janet did
so paris had a sex tape
what's the big deal
i saw a clip
she didn't even squeal
it was a publicity stunt
that shit wasn't real
2008 hillary is running
for president as a lady
why because monica
was bill's first lady
if obama grew his hair out
and his beard a little shady
he'd look like sanford's friend
i think they call him grady
stern says that gas
will reach ten dollars
nothing we can do
we're all wearing collars
so mentally escape
in the mind of dollar's
thinkin up rhymes
i got enough money
that i quit usin dimes
i toss them to the guys
that call themselves mimes
when britney shaved her head
it put a new spin on wiggin
kevin got the kids
cause she out giggin
she hangs out with paris
all night swiggin
i'm dollar kidd
and i like to write
about lots of crazy shit
that'll put your mind in flight
like wacko jacko the black guy
that made himself white
the sky's the limit
there ain't no fuckin lid
spin that shit
mix it up kidd
bust that shit out
why not... janet did
so paris had a sex tape
what's the big deal
i saw a clip
she didn't even squeal
it was a publicity stunt
that shit wasn't real
2008 hillary is running
for president as a lady
why because monica
was bill's first lady
if obama grew his hair out
and his beard a little shady
he'd look like sanford's friend
i think they call him grady
stern says that gas
will reach ten dollars
nothing we can do
we're all wearing collars
so mentally escape
in the mind of dollar's
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