8.2

Paulie a bit bored calls up Johnny Five and they decide to head out an look for a party. On the way to Five's Paulie comes across Sammy, a mutual "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" is announced and Sammy jumps in Paulie's truck. Three blocks later Paulie pulls into Five's driveway inching his front bumper into the side of Five's truck box. Quickly revs the engine and dumps the clutch pushing the truck across the driveway. Five comes running out the door with his toothbrush in hand, "Hey what the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole?" yelling and spitting toothpaste. Paulie and Sammy are laughing as Paulie replies, "I couldn't reach the doorbell from here"
Five laughing says, "hang on I'll be right out.

Paulie and Five both have a POS for trucks, so this really was nothing uncommon, actually just about everyone had a POS vehicle. Paulie parks his truck, knowing that he is driving Five's truck tonight. After a long week and such a great party the weekend before Paulie, Five and Sammy head out into the countryside. They thought for sure there would be another party. As they pull up to the house, they are surprised to find a dark house and not a car in sight. "What the hell?" echoes in the truck. The 3 guys genuinely pissed off that there is not a party and have no other plans. They get out of the truck, grab another beer and get back into the truck. "We should let them know we were here" Paulie says. Sammy and Five agree, Paulie takes off thru the yard spinning the tires and suddenly the truck seems to be stuck. Five opens the door and says "looks like you are stuck on a ladder, back up and go faster." So Paulie does and around the house they go only to find that there is no way out and have to turn around anyway. Shifting into 2nd gear Paulie announces "we are going thru the bush" and at about 30 MPH they hit a giant bush that stops the truck dead in it's tracks. Laughter and the smell of alcohol fills the cab of the truck. after getting out of the bush the guys are back on the road.

"what are we gonna do now?" Paulie says
"Drink, what else?" says Sammy
"yeah, let's just road trip awhile and think of something to do" replies Five.

As they turn onto a gravel road at about 35 mph Paulie drifts the truck around the corner. Five a bit irritated "knock it off fucker" Paulie and Sammy laugh, like they are assuring Five that it is ok and he can relax. As Paulie turns the wheel back and forth, drifitng the truck back and forth. Five persists "Knock it off or I am gonna drive, assholes" Paulie and Sammy laugh again followed by "woohoo!" Five more irritated "that's it fucker, pull it over!" and Paulie replies "how far?" as he turns the wheel slighty drivning into the ditch and continues to the edge of the cornfield. Now Five & Sammy are laughing hysterically as Paulie smiles and drives back onto the road...


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