from twist and shout to rub one out

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin, now, (got me goin)
Just like I knew you would. (like I knew you would)

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it all out. (work it all out)

You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
rub one out. (rub one out)
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

You know you twist your little girl, (twist, little girl)
You know you twist so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist a little closer, now, (twist a little closer)
And let me know that you're mine. (let me know youre mine)

Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now. (shake it up baby)
Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)

and i only changed 3 words.
Dollar Kidd

next generation

let's take a look
at how the times will change
grandma called from her blue tooth
doesn't it seem strange

new traffic lights and stop signs
they can control your car
the next gen bank robber
won't get very far

the babies new cell phone
puts him to sleep
his first text is da-da
and made his momma weep

The oldest just got a new car
well hell yeah its green
there's nowhwere to put
the damn gasoline

grandpa has his shit pierced
and grandma does too
all i can say is
(double gag reflex)ah- ah ock! ewww!

PETA just approved
a pet restraint seat
strap your dog in
and lets beat feet

you think that shits wrong
this is how it ends
you can buy a 3 pack of thongs
made by depends

famously challenged

i spend my free time
thinkin up rhymes
i got enough money
that i quit usin dimes
i toss them to the guys
that call themselves mimes

when britney shaved her head
it put a new spin on wiggin
kevin got the kids
cause she out giggin
she hangs out with paris
all night swiggin

i'm dollar kidd
and i like to write
about lots of crazy shit
that'll put your mind in flight
like wacko jacko the black guy
that made himself white

the sky's the limit
there ain't no fuckin lid
spin that shit
mix it up kidd
bust that shit out
why not... janet did

so paris had a sex tape
what's the big deal
i saw a clip
she didn't even squeal
it was a publicity stunt
that shit wasn't real

2008 hillary is running
for president as a lady
why because monica
was bill's first lady
if obama grew his hair out
and his beard a little shady
he'd look like sanford's friend
i think they call him grady

stern says that gas
will reach ten dollars
nothing we can do
we're all wearing collars
so mentally escape
in the mind of dollar's

sicko

I ate a fruit salad
and shit a blueberry
I got the price right
with drew carey.
I don't really care how
sally met harry
and i don't really care
if there is something about mary

hold on...

babies growing in a test tube
rappers named ice cube
saw him on you tube
looking for some ass lube

hang on...

when i was growing up
we didn't have cell phones
your biggest bitch was
what flavor ice cream cones
did the kings of cards
all have throwns
a bad ass sign
was skull and cross bones
music was metal
not ring tones

check this out...

my ass if fucked up
my eyelinds are half down
i slept in my clothes
woke up with a clown
white make up on my junk
i knew she went down
where did i pick her up
must have been up town
like a ups truck
she was all brown