Monday, May 5, 2008

famously challenged

i spend my free time
thinkin up rhymes
i got enough money
that i quit usin dimes
i toss them to the guys
that call themselves mimes

when britney shaved her head
it put a new spin on wiggin
kevin got the kids
cause she out giggin
she hangs out with paris
all night swiggin

i'm dollar kidd
and i like to write
about lots of crazy shit
that'll put your mind in flight
like wacko jacko the black guy
that made himself white

the sky's the limit
there ain't no fuckin lid
spin that shit
mix it up kidd
bust that shit out
why not... janet did

so paris had a sex tape
what's the big deal
i saw a clip
she didn't even squeal
it was a publicity stunt
that shit wasn't real

2008 hillary is running
for president as a lady
why because monica
was bill's first lady
if obama grew his hair out
and his beard a little shady
he'd look like sanford's friend
i think they call him grady

stern says that gas
will reach ten dollars
nothing we can do
we're all wearing collars
so mentally escape
in the mind of dollar's

2 comments:

Dollar Kidd said...

until the last two pieces, i haven't wrote about celebrities either...

fun easy and magically delicious...

Anonymous said...

that one literally made me laugh out loud
i like the "the skys the limit, there aint no fukin lid" line the best