Tuesday, May 6, 2008

next generation

let's take a look
at how the times will change
grandma called from her blue tooth
doesn't it seem strange

new traffic lights and stop signs
they can control your car
the next gen bank robber
won't get very far

the babies new cell phone
puts him to sleep
his first text is da-da
and made his momma weep

The oldest just got a new car
well hell yeah its green
there's nowhwere to put
the damn gasoline

grandpa has his shit pierced
and grandma does too
all i can say is
(double gag reflex)ah- ah ock! ewww!

PETA just approved
a pet restraint seat
strap your dog in
and lets beat feet

you think that shits wrong
this is how it ends
you can buy a 3 pack of thongs
made by depends

1 comment:

Dollar Kidd said...

i like to make stuff up.
all of the WTF stuff may be material for another book. i don't know, we'll see how it goes...

right now i am just having fun with it. kind of like peeing your pants and getting away with it.