sicko

I ate a fruit salad
and shit a blueberry
I got the price right
with drew carey.
I don't really care how
sally met harry
and i don't really care
if there is something about mary

hold on...

babies growing in a test tube
rappers named ice cube
saw him on you tube
looking for some ass lube

hang on...

when i was growing up
we didn't have cell phones
your biggest bitch was
what flavor ice cream cones
did the kings of cards
all have throwns
a bad ass sign
was skull and cross bones
music was metal
not ring tones

check this out...

my ass if fucked up
my eyelinds are half down
i slept in my clothes
woke up with a clown
white make up on my junk
i knew she went down
where did i pick her up
must have been up town
like a ups truck
she was all brown